Temperance was not only about abstinence. Temperance advocates held their own entainments, suppers, and song fests. One of their recurrent messages, in fact, was that you could enjoy life more fully without liquor as the excerpt at right proclaims. Click on it for the full text. "Old Sir Toddy," sung to the tune of "Old Dan Tucker, is equally cheery.

Many disagreed, usually humorously. "Don't Be Addicted To Drinking" is a good example of an anti-temperance ditty.


"Go It While You're Young", which seems to have been written in the wake of the Panic of 1857, in another cheerful injunction to "eat, drink, and be merry." This spirit of jocularity did not initially disappear in the wake of various restrictive measures. The earliest of these sought to eliminate the rum seller's trade by prohibiting the sale of liquor in quantities smaller than fifteen or twenty or more gallons. The failure of such measures is gleefully recounted in "The Dedham Muster." Militia musters were annual events in New England towns. Citizen soldiers would march, parade, engage in sharpshooting contests, stage mock maneuvers while townsfolk cheered them on. After the muster there traditionally were games, food, and much drinking. The fifteen gallon law was aimed at eliminating this last feature of the day. But a clever fellow got a license, not to sell liquor, but to exhibit a striped pig. Price of admission coincided with the usual price of a drink. The pig exhibitor gave to each of his patrons the drink of their choice. He did not sell it, however. He gave away the liquor. He only charged for admission to see the pig.

The failure of the fifteen gallon laws led temperance advocates to call for outright prohibition. In Maine, in 1850, this became the law. Neal Dow, the leading crusader for it in the state, became overnight the great temperance champion. In the eyes of opponents he became the great tyrant who would destroy their rights. Even liquor dealers, the song proclaimed, have rights. The adoption of the Maine Law would, a parody predicted, bring war, Civil War, to New York. For temperance advocates, theirs was the cause of true patriotism. Even as thier grandparents had overthrown British tyranny, so should they overthrow the tyranny of alcohol. A "National Temperance Ode," composed in 1839, called upon the faithful.
   

To patriotism temperance advocates added sentimental ballads. One, "The Wife's Lament," played upon the stereotypical image of the drunken Irishman. Once she had been proud to give him her love. He had been the most loving of fathers and husbands. But, that was before rum captured and corrupted him. The illustrations of "poor Connor" and his lamenting wife limn the basic moral. She looks mournfully at him from the lower right hand corner. He, smoking his pipe and holding onto a chair in the opposite corner, does not look at her.